they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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