Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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