Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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