she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
