exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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