Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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