My nipple is on Facebook.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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