Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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