its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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