at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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