quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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