OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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