it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
