Define "chronic" masturbator.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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