My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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