would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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