my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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