so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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