he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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