I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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