Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
