Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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