Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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