He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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