can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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