Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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