Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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