That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
