is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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