the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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