I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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