I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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