So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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