Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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