That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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