how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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