i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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