Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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