Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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