We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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