farters have to be the big spoon...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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