I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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