it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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