I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm at about main and main street
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
