dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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