I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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