I want to stick my p in your. b.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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