apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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