I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
