Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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