I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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