Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The chlamydia really affected his face.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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