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So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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