dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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