It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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