Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
