On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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