what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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