But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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