Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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