Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just blew my weed a kiss
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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