It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
